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Thursday, May 26, 2016

"Bruce Jenner to replace Daniel Craig as 007!" - Postcard

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According to one of Glamour Magazine’s 2015 Women Of The Year Award winners, Bruce Jenner, "The hardest part about being a woman is figuring out what to wear."

Because Bruce Jenner continues to make a mockery of women, transgenders, and homosexuals, while he fattens his wallet with profits from his self promoting activities, I have started making cartoons featuring him. And in case you were unaware, Bruce Jenner has still not had the inversion surgery.

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In a bold move, MGM Studios announced they have signed Bruce Jenner to star as 007 in their next James Bond movie, replacing actor Daniel Craig, who has balked at reprising the role.

The opening scene of the movie will show Jane Bond (formerly known as James Bond) leaving a hospital after his/her gender confirmation surgery (which Bruce Jenner still has not had).

Bruce Jenner's daughter Kylie Jenner will play a Bond girl.

Studio executives denied any nepotism was involved.

"Rumors that there is some kind of quid pro quo arrangement with the Kardaeshian Klan are false," a studio executive told reporters.

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My piece is a "cartoon" in the same vein as Charlie Hebdo cartoons.

I started with a white washed background similar to the one that I used in my Woman Of The Year piece. Then I added the foreground images and text.

I created this using GIMP 2.8.16.

The vintage images are from an Internet search. (See the side of my blog for links.)

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